Resting Dumb Tuck Face

So FUN STORY that might explain Tucks hatred for women and over all racism and bigotry and pathology.

Tucker Carlson was born in San Francisco, California, and later lived on Laurel Terrace Drive in Studio City until the first grade in elementary school. He is the elder son of Richard Warner Carlson, a former Los Angeles news anchor. At the age of 6 Carlson’s mother, Lisa McNear (Lombardi), left the family. She walked out leaving Carlson to care for his 2 year old younger brother till his father came home hours later. She left to pursue a bohemian lifestyle, eventually moving to France and had little contact with any of the family after that.

In 1979, when Tucker was 10 years old, his father married Patricia Caroline Swanson. An heiress to the Swanson frozen-food fortune, Swanson is the daughter of Gilbert Carl Swanson, as well as the granddaughter of Carl A. Swanson and the niece of Senator J. William Fulbright.

From this marriage Tucker got himself a younger half siblings. In first grade, Tucker and his younger brother moved to La Jolla, California, where they grew up. While living in La Jolla, Tucker briefly attended La Jolla Country Day School. But shortly thereafter when his father was starting his new family he sent Tucker to the St. George’s School, a boarding school in Middletown, Rhode Island. Which he allegedly wasn’t really “allowed to come home” often. So besides being moved across the country with no family Tucker was forced to stay there while his new sibling was made golden child.

So Tucker is an unwanted stepchild by his own dad who came from not that much money, his mother didn’t even want him and left him in a highly traumatic way. He was then sent to boarding school and cast aside by a father who married for money and power. I mean from his Father’s heiress marriage Tucker’s father eventually became U.S. ambassador to the Seychelles, then the president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and then director of Voice of America. The last two Tucker Carlson is on record of saying are a waste of taxpayer dollars and went after hard early in his career to say we should end them.

Seriously … Tucker straight up had a childhood on par with Voldemort with sociopath level mommy and daddy issues.

Basically shitty Kylo Ren with a bow tie without the redemption arc , till Jon Stewart slapped it off him like a boss.

Again lets watch that video.